Why is it assumed that the American President is supposed to say or do something after any worldly event that ends with significant human causalities. It’s not like you see other world leaders saying to Obama “Hey, your school shootings are getting out of hand.” or “What’s with the hundreds of civilian fatalities from drone missile strikes? Could you knock that off please.”

  1. Your student loan payment is due
  2. You haven’t been to the dentist in 2+ years
  3. You should go visit your parents.
  4. Did you pay for that doctor’s visit?
  5. Credit card bill ready
  6. Hit this bowl. 

    Ok number 6 it is!